this is, obviously, brilliant. But its proximity to the nail-less toes story- well the proximity of the photo of the meat cubes anyway- is a little unsettling.
@Blicky Kitty: Do you think that Petsmart has any internal policy about how to handle a transaction where the customer announces their intent to eat the animal they're purchasing?
I think I know the way to find out. I'll go in there and get like ten cute animals in assorted varieties. When I go through the checkout I'll wear a napkin tied around my neck and hold a fork and knife in each hand.
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this is, obviously, brilliant. But its proximity to the nail-less toes story- well the proximity of the photo of the meat cubes anyway- is a little unsettling.
Maybe it would cheer you up to get a guinea pig. They're so cute and surprisingly nutritious.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookingdiva/62203219/
@felix: it's all a richly interwoven tapestry.
@Blicky Kitty: Do you think that Petsmart has any internal policy about how to handle a transaction where the customer announces their intent to eat the animal they're purchasing?
yumm cheap pizza
and before I forget your blogger/about me page is HILARIOUS
i was laughing out loud!!
http://symphonic-discord.blogspot.com/
I think I know the way to find out. I'll go in there and get like ten cute animals in assorted varieties. When I go through the checkout I'll wear a napkin tied around my neck and hold a fork and knife in each hand.
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