I was arrested for arson and criminal mischief on Thanksgiving when my attempt to defrost my single-serving pouch of lump formed turkey-product with a hairdryer burned down the the YMCA. Whoops!
Went back through all my old correspondence to discover I had forgotten about a 6-year illicit affair I had in the late 80s with Ally Sheedy, star of 'Short Circuit.'
I served briefly as president of Guam, wearing a full samurai outfit, in a vision I had after eating that dented can of NoodleRoni from MacFrugal's. My vice president: Brian Dennehy.
Also, I coined a word: 'Hubrelevance.' It's the situation where excessive pride and lack of relevance lead to downfall. Oh, and look, here's a situation where this new word can be smartly used.
PS: I do not regularly read the Wall Street Journal, but I was lured in by the stipple portrait of Axl Rose.
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No that's OK I'll forgive you. I don't want to interfere with your creative culinary endeavors or your presidential responsibilities but your reader is counting on your blodges.
I'm thinking about riding the crest of the economic downturn and creating a Cookbook for Hobos. Hobos love me already but I bet they'd make me their queen. I will be mining your blodge for ideas. (kittens really do taste just like chicken)
Stippling adds dignity to any subject. Almost.
dude! where did all the funny go?
I have to agree with Felix. Bring back the funny!
Gonna have to third that. I'll make you kraft dinner if you write a blodge post!
Bonjorno, pixelcreek.blogspot.com!
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