Shouldn't have punched Celebrity Judge Jimmy Carter in the neck
Forgot to shave 'flip-flop zone'
Thong bikini worn backwards
Seig Heil-ing Minnie Mouse tattoo visible through mesh 'CLAMDIGGIN' t-shirt
Talent showcase: breakbelching not as impressive as in rehersals
When asked 'What does the American Dream mean to you?', should not have thrown up
Perhaps looking directly into the camera and pledging to murder Al Pacino should only have been done once
Totally unprepared for rattlesnake cage match with Miss Idaho
Should not have had that second helping of Szechuan bison enchiladas last night
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