More Reality Show Concepts I Will Sell to You

What is That? I'll Eat It.
Celebrity chef Hrald Cralwley roams under America's bleachers and in her couch cushions and eats what he finds.

Man vs. Self
Followed only by a camera crew and the possibility of a 10-minute evac to the closest Ramada Inn, outdoorsman Ronk Logsplitter must spend 7 days in the wild armed with only his stupidity and poor decision-making skills.

Clean This House!
Which brand of off-market cleaner will get this stain out? How long does it take to toothbrush out the grout in the master bath? Where the fuck is that one attachment for the vacuum, you know, the brush-dealie? All these answered, and more, in this four-hour-long, unedited program.

Iron Shemp
The nation's sad-sack Shemp impersonators battle it out, staying within the confines of this week's theme scenario (impersonating plumber during dowager's cotillion, installing acoustical foam during Prime minister's visit, etc).

Hostile Makeover
Fashion maven and delightfully bitchy gadabout Terence Van Zandt and his team brutally abduct slovenly patrons and force them to try on rack after rack of ill-fitting designer duds in a windowless, concrete room.

America's Next Shift Manager at the Airport Arby's (Concourse D)
Contestants compete in the fast-paced and sexy food service industry in a series of provoking tests to determine who will be...America's Next Shift Manager at the Airpot Arby's (Concourse D)

PunchLab 3000
Against a whirling backdrop of jump cuts and buzzing guitars, things are punched repeatedly: people, walls, rhododendrons, ladybugs, ice cream, fuel injection, VCRs, sheafs of paper, dogs, the floor, piles of Legos, the Magna Carta, etc.

Fart!
In this delightful Danish import filled with bright colors and zany xylophone music, contestants must truthfully answer questions about farting as posed by a celebrity panel: Have you every farted? Are you farting right now? Is this your fart?!

That Was My Kind of The Ropers episode
Step into yesteryear for a stroll through TV history as real people reflect on which 'The Ropers' shaped their lives the most.


Here's some other titles I'm still working on:

I'm Livin' It With David Faustino
BoreFactor
Smellin' Good
Pimp My Hang Glider
Dynamite Fishing and Impromptu Polemics with Dave Matthews
Project Scaffolding
So You Think You Can Matriculate?
The Biggest Douchebag
Survivor: The Celtic Thunder Concert
Jug Band
Who Wants to be Beaten to Death by a Bunch of Sixth Graders?
Junta
Do They Know It's Christmas?
Tori Spelling Island