My Time Machine

Fuck you, I have a time machine. That's what I'd say to you in the past, because I'm from the future, and I got here in my time machine, asshole. What did you do? you watched 'Shark Week' and masturbated, while I became my own great-grandfather. Want your own time machine? Well don't copy my design, because it's copyrighted. And don't bother copying it then going back in time and inventing it before me, because I already thought of that and put down a bunch of sharp sticks in the past.


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